#myleg
#myleg
ghostqueen169: ok Toki, Ok Toki! I think he's dead now! why...
ok Toki, Ok Toki! I think he's dead now!
why does that remind me a little bit of myself?
#tokismash
beben-eleben: A man escapes from a prison where he's been...
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
She responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."
HAA #FUCKED
ghostqueen169: Checks it out, I gots myself a reel cool...
Checks it out, I gots myself a reel cool codpiece
#cockpiece
ghostqueen169: I think this looks so cool!
I think this looks so cool!
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ghostqueen169: Yes,yes I did
Yes,yes I did
ghostqueen169: NOTS NOW!
NOTS NOW!
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theadultswimpage: What kind of music do YOU play? DEATH...
What kind of music do YOU play?
DEATH METAL!
- [adult swim] fan
My reaction to people when they ask.
#death metal #no more dentist #face fisted
doktor-blitz: I used to be catholic but I gave it up for lent.
I used to be catholic but I gave it up for lent.
doktor-blitz: Dis pictures ams dildos
Dis pictures ams dildos
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